1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:12,534 NARRATOR: "Gunsmoke," with Milburn Stone as Doc, Ken 2 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:26,026 Curtis as Festus, Buck Taylor as Newly, and starring 3 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,028 James Arness as Matt Dillon. 4 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:42,651 [SINGING] Oh could we do with this world of ours 5 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:50,963 as I dust without gun powder? 6 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,313 LINDER HOGUE: --Baptist church and the Lord-- 7 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,227 [inaudible] 8 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,228 --trying to think charitable-- 9 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,099 LINDER HOGUE: --the wings. 10 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,841 But Dibble Pugh, you are the laziest man the almighty ever 11 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,364 breathed life into! 12 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,584 And I'll go no further with you. 13 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,760 I want you to pack up and get off. 14 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:07,937 I got a new tenant for the ground you let lay idle here. 15 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,896 I'll tell ya, I see-- I-- I got this here paper, see, this 16 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:15,553 here-- this here paper, it says, um, uh, 17 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,251 well, you know what it says. 18 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,122 But, you see, right there's my mark. 19 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,471 See that? 20 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:22,473 It's right next to wear you sign your name. 21 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:23,909 "Linder Hogue. 22 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,173 See there's writing-- writing all over it. 23 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:29,045 I sure do admire writin'. Surely do. 24 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,353 Dibble Pugh, I signed that paper 25 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,964 in good faith and charity. 26 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,401 Av Marie, come in here. 27 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:40,012 AV MARIE: What is it, Lailee? 28 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:41,013 What? 29 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,102 It's Linder Hogue again. 30 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,452 He's out there chewin' at Pa. 31 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:49,370 Well, that's certainly nothin'. 32 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,372 I'll tell you what's happened. 33 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:55,071 The Lord, he's-- he's separated me from my fellow man, and he-- 34 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,465 he's marked me by misfortune. 35 00:01:57,508 --> 00:02:03,862 What he marked you with, Dibble Pugh, was a slothful nature! 36 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:06,430 Well, you come onto this far three years ago, 37 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:09,390 swearing up and down went sideways you was gonna fix it 38 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,522 up, turn it into a showplace! 39 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:12,393 A show place. 40 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,960 And just look at it. 41 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,527 Look at it. 42 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,921 You haven't even put a plow to this land. 43 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,314 I'll tell you what. 44 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,098 There ain't a doubt in the world that what us Pughs 45 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,665 ain't gonna get us. 46 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,146 I'll plant the corn in the ground this year, Linder Hogue. 47 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,625 Well, it's just going to be a wild for a week 48 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,149 as I'm breaking the ground. 49 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,628 Breaking ground? 50 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,848 You know our mule come down with this something, 51 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,198 I don't know, it's about a week ago. 52 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,896 Next thing I know, he's belly up. 53 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,812 Know what I think it was-- over work. 54 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:44,686 See, I'm a terrible fast worker once I set my hand to it. 55 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,383 LINDER HOGUE: That mule [inaudible] died-- 56 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,602 Yeah, I'll fix him. 57 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:48,603 LINDER HOGUE: --from [inaudible]. 58 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:49,647 Dibble! 59 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,736 Dibble, you run that old fool off. 60 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,303 I won't have him round here, thinking his people 61 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,349 are too good to mix with us. 62 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,873 Now, Av Marie, I'm your daddy. 63 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,527 I wish you'd learn to call me right. 64 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:02,704 If it wasn't for my Christian charity, young woman, 65 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,749 you would not have had a roof for your head 66 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,795 these three years gone. 67 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,145 But she won't be satisfied unless I take 68 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,147 her in as a daughter-in-law. 69 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,281 If Toby and me do marry, we're gonna find a place far away 70 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,978 from you as I can drag him. 71 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,240 You've been taken advantage of him 72 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,199 ever since he has big enough to push a plow. 73 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,157 Well, Av Marie. 74 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,463 Hush up. 75 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,683 You ain't gonna marry him, and that's that. 76 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:30,122 We'll do as we please, and you ain't got nothing to say of it. 77 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:37,565 Now, I told you get out of here! 78 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,870 Dibble! 79 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:42,570 I want you to pack up right now [inaudible]. 80 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:46,617 Oh, now I surely do wish you hadn't done that. 81 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:49,054 See, I-- I think we ought to try to keep on the good side 82 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,318 of Linder Hogue. 83 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,537 Wish you had a more tolerant nature, that's what I wish. 84 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,064 Well, what are we gonna do? 85 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,589 He's got the rights on us, unless we put down a crop, 86 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,547 he'll send us packing. 87 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,984 I wish mama was here. 88 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,638 She'd know how to get you to work. 89 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,553 Lord knows she never taught me the secret. 90 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:15,342 [SINGING] As thy dust-- 91 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:18,823 Neighbor won't quit picking on that old guitar 92 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,608 long enough to be of any help. 93 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:23,263 Your mama was a fine woman. 94 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,134 Fine woman. 95 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:29,443 Miss her as man and wife for many years. 96 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,794 It's my misfortune when the Lord chose the call her to glory. 97 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:35,623 I don't begrudge her that $10 coffin. 98 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,626 Dibble. 99 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:39,801 What about Lailee? 100 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,412 What's she to do when we're moved off? 101 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,893 Just don't you trouble yourself about it. 102 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,547 You listen here. 103 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:50,464 Any man that the Lord sets apart to make suffer the misfortunes 104 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:54,076 that I've had to suffer, well-- well he's gonna reward him 105 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,165 in equal measure in his turn. 106 00:04:56,208 --> 00:05:00,691 Well, I hope he rewards you with another mule. 107 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:05,566 And I hope that mule kicks you right upside the head. 108 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,437 You ain't got a tolerant nature. 109 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:10,266 That's your problem-- no tolerance! 110 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,834 Always been a grief to me. 111 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:13,791 Girly really has been a grief. 112 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,970 Yessir, grief. 113 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,145 [YAWNS] One of these days I'm really 114 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:24,454 gonna get that plowin' done. 115 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:29,285 [SINGING] High in your [inaudible]. 116 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:37,685 Ooh! 117 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:41,602 What in the tarnation? 118 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:45,301 That's $12.16. 119 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,216 $12? 120 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,740 Well, I'll-- $12? 121 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:54,354 What-- that's more money than us-- $12? 122 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,095 And I earned every penny of it too, mending other women's 123 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:59,184 dresses and baking the bread. 124 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:02,710 And I never meant to see it invested in no mule, 125 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,973 but I suppose mama would have wanted it that way. 126 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,104 What mule? 127 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:07,802 What mule you talking about? 128 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:10,935 The mule Abel is gonna walk into town 129 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,982 and buy so you two can put down a crop. 130 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:18,160 You know with $12, you could-- you could buy yourself 131 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,380 a good mule from most any man. 132 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,643 You know that's what we've been needin' around here 133 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,341 is a good $12 mule. 134 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,257 Ol' Bess was just pulling on three legs. 135 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,695 You know, with a $12 mule, uh, we could just plow 136 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,958 this place up, no time at all. 137 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:38,659 My back's been telling me we's gonna have us a wet summer. 138 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:43,664 Now what that means is that come fall, we gonna be money ahead. 139 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:44,969 Dibble. 140 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,623 Then after a couple years, then, why, 141 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,711 we could buy our own place-- 142 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:48,930 Dibble! 143 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,236 Just [inaudible] one crop at a time! 144 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,369 Now, give the money to Abel. 145 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:03,945 He can be back here by tomorrow night with the mule. 146 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:07,078 You know with a $12 mule, we can farm this place right. 147 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,558 That's been the whole trouble here. 148 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:12,301 Ain't had a proper mule up till now. 149 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,694 Abel. Abel. 150 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,825 Um. 151 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,087 Listen here. 152 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,699 You know-- you know that $12 is a lot money. 153 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,440 Yep. 154 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,834 You know what I was dreaming about, just a minute ago here? 155 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:24,966 No. 156 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,184 Rye whiskey. 157 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,185 Rye whiskey. 158 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:28,665 Rye whiskey. 159 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,363 You know it's been so long since I've settled down 160 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,278 with a good jug of rye whiskey. 161 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,846 Well-- well, I can't hardly remember. 162 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,673 Nope. 163 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:37,979 You know what? 164 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,198 $11 mule's a good mule. 165 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:43,637 Well, shoot, I done a lot of farmin' with an $11 mule. 166 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,768 Yep. 167 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:48,206 See-- I'll tell you what to do. 168 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:52,384 You go into town and buy Av Marie an $11 mule. 169 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:55,518 You take the other dollar, buy me a jug of rye whiskey. 170 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,563 Yep. 171 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,608 I'll tell you what else you do. 172 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,350 You take that $0.16 that's left over, 173 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:05,659 buy yourself somethin', anything catches your eye. 174 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,618 Might as well. 175 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,445 Good boy, Abel. 176 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,714 [horse neighing] 177 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,980 Uh, mister? 178 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,678 You know where I might be able to find a mule. 179 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,853 A mule? 180 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:26,680 Don't bother me now. 181 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,552 I'm in a hurry. 182 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,033 An oversight, sir. 183 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:34,078 Oh, I'm sure it is. 184 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,254 But I suggest you don't come back until you 185 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,821 can pay for what you drink. 186 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,563 Quite right, sir, and I apologize for leaving 187 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,695 my wallet in my other trousers. 188 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:46,526 Whoa. 189 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:55,143 Uh, fine afternoon, wouldn't you judge it? 190 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,580 Suppose it is. 191 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:01,976 [ABEL SINGING SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND] 192 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,027 ABEL: [SINGING] And I have a song-- 193 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,899 What have we here? 194 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:25,260 ABEL: [SINGING] How can there be a ring that has no end? 195 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:33,790 How can there be a baby with no cryin'? 196 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:49,893 A cherry when it's bloomin', it has no stones. 197 00:09:49,937 --> 00:10:02,645 A chicken when it's pippin', it has no bone. 198 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:15,005 A ring when it's rollin', it has no end. 199 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:23,884 A baby when he's sleepin', there's no cryin'. 200 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,456 [applause] 201 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,245 That was simply beautiful, young man. 202 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,115 Thank you, ma'am. 203 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,421 She's right, son. 204 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,248 You sure can play that thing. 205 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,512 Bravo! 206 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,996 Bravo, young man. 207 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,347 You brought tears to these old eyes a moment ago. 208 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,001 Just give me this money. 209 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:59,267 A gift, boy, for your beautiful song. 210 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,529 Tell me your name. 211 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,357 Um, Pugh. 212 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,620 Pugh? 213 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,362 A fine and graphic name. 214 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,494 And where are you from? 215 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,627 Farm up and Crow Tree Valley. 216 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,455 And what brings you to the big city? 217 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,152 Gonna buy a $11 mule. 218 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,894 $11 mule. 219 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:18,765 ABEL: Yep. 220 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,853 Cash money? 221 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,202 Yep. 222 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:25,075 A mule. 223 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:29,340 I think I might be able to solve your problem, young man. 224 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:33,475 I might be persuaded to part with my mule over here. 225 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,606 What-- what do you think, my boy? 226 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:47,271 Now, is this not the fine animal, suitable 227 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:51,449 for a day's work in harness or to put the family 228 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,539 wagon on a Sunday picnic? 229 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,847 Well, we ain't got no wagon. 230 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,893 $11. 231 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,808 Yep. 232 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:06,334 Now, I want you to spend the next few minutes 233 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,163 getting acquainted with this remarkable beast, 234 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,469 get used to each other. 235 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:16,083 I-- Oh, I would stay to keep you company, 236 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,433 but I've got an appointment that I'm late for. 237 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,304 How about a bill of sale? 238 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,610 Uh, uh-- yes, of course. 239 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:22,393 Uh. 240 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,834 Blasted, I seem to have misplaced 241 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,705 that particular document. 242 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,055 Uh, I left my glasses at home, boy. 243 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,491 Would you see if this is it. 244 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,362 Nope. 245 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,232 What? 246 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,973 I can't read. 247 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,322 [sighs] 248 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,847 Can't read, hmm. 249 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,674 Uh, yes. 250 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,154 It is it. 251 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,939 Of course. 252 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,943 As long as you have that, the mule is yours. 253 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,431 Hey you! 254 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,130 Get your carcass off of that mule, you hear me? 255 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,261 What for? 256 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,046 Because that's my mule. 257 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,177 This is my mule. 258 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,745 I just bought it off from the fella. 259 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,268 Now, I ain't gonna tell you no more. 260 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,010 You get yourself and that banjo off of that mule! 261 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,316 [gunshot] 262 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,883 Ah! 263 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:17,797 Ah! 264 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,710 I didn't mean to shoot you. 265 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:19,668 Ah! 266 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,538 It hurts? 267 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,670 It smarts some. 268 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,280 Ah. 269 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,543 Deputy, will you check and see if my guitar got busted? 270 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,718 Oh, well, [inaudible]. 271 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,502 Come on. 272 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,425 It's gonna be all right. 273 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,427 And it will if you don't go jumping around 274 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,254 on it for two or three days. 275 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,129 You know somethin'? 276 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,001 It's kind of too bad Festus wasn't 277 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,525 really trying to hit you. 278 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,135 You'd have been home now without a scratch. 279 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,006 [chuckles] 280 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,443 Oh, you blamed old scut. 281 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,053 Thank you, sure. 282 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,534 Abel, you have a bill of sale for that mule? 283 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,317 He gave me one. 284 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:11,285 You, uh, you can't read, Abel? 285 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,547 Nope. 286 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,723 Well, [chuckles] what you got here 287 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,681 is a hand bill for a steam bath in New Orleans. 288 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,861 I wondered why there'd be a picture of a pretty lady 289 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,994 on a bill of sale for a mule. 290 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:28,258 I sort of figured she was the last owner. 291 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,435 Well, Abel, I'm-- I'm sorry about what happened out yonder, 292 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,917 but ain't just gonna let it drop there. 293 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,701 Matthew, I'm goin' after that Rupert 294 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,094 feller and bring him back. 295 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,009 I doubt it would do any good, Festus. 296 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,576 There was no witnesses. 297 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,144 It would be just the drummer's word against Abel's here. 298 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,363 And that's not going to stand up in court. 299 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,017 Besides, even if we did catch up to him, 300 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,976 I doubt he's got any of the money left. 301 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,238 Well. 302 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,675 I just don't know what to say, Abel. 303 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:57,766 It wasn't no excuse for my pistol going off like that. 304 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,767 Yeah. 305 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,683 Boot trouble yourself. 306 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:05,208 Don't know how I'm gonna get home, though, can't walk. 307 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,341 Don't you fret being about that. 308 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,908 I'll see that you get home all right. 309 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,132 Howdy, Av Marie. 310 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,961 Well, your daddy say it was all right for you to come 311 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,876 callin' over here, Toby Hogue? 312 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,053 He don't have no say over when I come and go. 313 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,402 Oh. 314 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,490 Is that so? 315 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,274 Of course. 316 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,975 Aw. 317 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,848 I guess I'm just mad. 318 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:42,071 'Cause you ain't bein' 'round to see me in a couple weeks. 319 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,944 I figured maybe there was another girl. 320 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,467 Course not. 321 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,209 You're my only girl. 322 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,124 [chuckles] 323 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,387 [sighs] 324 00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,394 Lailee was comin' home from cleanin' out Miss 325 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,961 Elwood's Tuesday night late. 326 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,096 And she says she swore she someone 327 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,361 who looked just like you ridin' up toward Callie Dorn's place 328 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,362 on the ridge. 329 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:19,979 And everybody knows how she entertains men callers! 330 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:25,245 Well, uh, I guess there's others around lookin' like me. 331 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:29,031 And-- Callie's a sweet little thing. 332 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,554 So I hear. 333 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,947 Callie Dorn's a shameless hussy, 334 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,470 and you're worse for lyin' about it. 335 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,037 Oh, Av Marie. 336 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,171 Maybe out ought to be spending all your time with her! 337 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,260 Maybe you should take her up to the waterfall at night 338 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,478 when the moon's full! 339 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:42,262 That's enough! 340 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:51,184 Now, the only reason I went up to see Callie Dorn was-- well, 341 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:55,057 I figured you and me was gettin' pretty close to bein' married. 342 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,277 Close ain't close enough! 343 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:02,804 And I figured, well, I figured you and me was gonna be 344 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,111 married a long time, and I figured I wouldn't get 345 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,548 no more chance to-- 346 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,811 What are you trying to say? 347 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,683 Well you know, see no other girls. 348 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,904 Uh huh. 349 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:20,517 Well, I thought I outta have something to think about, 350 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,911 you know, look back on. 351 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,478 A man needs-- 352 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,001 So you thought you'd would go up 353 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,612 to Callie Dorn's and maybe store yourself 354 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,963 up a little memory, huh? 355 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:32,921 Well, I came back, didn't I? 356 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,449 Doggone you, Av Marie. 357 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:44,019 Maybe I want something to look back on. 358 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,282 What do you think of that? 359 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,720 What does that mean? 360 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,375 A decent girl can't go around like that. 361 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,247 It's different with a man. 362 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:54,986 Goodbye, Toby Hogue. 363 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:06,433 [abel strumming guitar] 364 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309 [abel humming] 365 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,226 Whoa. 366 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:20,490 Well, 367 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,144 Who you got here, Abel? 368 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,450 Deputy. 369 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,147 He ain't got nobody. 370 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,368 I-- I just brang him home. 371 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,805 You his pa, are you? 372 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,895 Well, that kind of depends. 373 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,158 Well, he ain't done nothin' unlawful, has he? 374 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,290 Oh no. 375 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,293 No, he ain't did nothin' wrong. 376 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:46,473 See, there was this here little accident where he kind of 377 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,519 tuck a bullet in his leg there. 378 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,607 DIBBLE: What? 379 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:55,264 And me, I'm the one who shot him. 380 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,310 You shot him? 381 00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:01,792 What-- hey, let me look at that. 382 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,186 Well, that surely is a bullet hole. 383 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,232 It goes right in there, comes right out the other side, 384 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,798 clean as a whistle. 385 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,149 Clean through, yep. 386 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,803 Say, is this-- this here the mule you got? 387 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,371 No, this here ain't your mule, no. 388 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,199 Where's the mule you's supposed to get? 389 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,723 A city feller snookered me out of the money, Pa. 390 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,987 Well, he didn't-- didn't slick you out of all of it, did he? 391 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,511 Nope. 392 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:27,905 Just enough left for this. 393 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,603 Oh now that there is gonna be a blessin' 394 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,560 to help me through my trials. 395 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,215 Giver here. 396 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,957 Where do you want me to put your boy, Mr. Pugh? 397 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,960 I've got to be getting on back to Doge. 398 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,136 I won't tell you, Deputy. 399 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,182 You puttin' a bullet here in old Abel. 400 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,097 You know that-- that kind of changes my prospects. 401 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,664 What do you mean? 402 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,102 Well, my prospects was I was gonna have me a mule and me 403 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:54,454 and Abel here was gonna get us a plantin' the corn in. 404 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,891 See, we-- we gotta get us a crop in. 405 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,154 If we don't, Linder Hogue's gonna run us off the place 406 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,503 here. 407 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:03,027 [ABEL STRUMMING AND SINGING SOFTLY] 408 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,468 That sure is a fine looking mule you got there, Deputy. 409 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,426 If my man had a mule like that, why, he 410 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,776 could plow up this place. 411 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,779 Mule like that I'd calculate, aw shoot, 412 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,128 it wouldn't take no more than a week. 413 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,608 He could plow up this whole place here. 414 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,653 Whoa, whoa. 415 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,221 You just back up now. 416 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,266 If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' you're thinkin', that 417 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,528 old dog won't hunt. 418 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:28,270 You's to give me the loan of that there mule. 419 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:32,231 Why, you'd be out of here in four days. 420 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:35,103 Shoot, all you'd have to do is just lay in the shade 421 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,800 and sip on lemonade. 422 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,150 Tell you somethin' else, Deputy. 423 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:42,415 I'm a terrible fierce worker once I set my hand to it. 424 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,764 Ain't that right, Abel? 425 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,984 He's got a reputation, all right. 426 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:47,768 Who do you figure? 427 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,035 FESTUS: Plow? 428 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,906 DIBBLE: [laughs] Who got a plow? 429 00:20:55,950 --> 00:21:00,607 Usin' it like a-- a-- oh, uh, Av Marie. [chuckles] This 430 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,956 here's Festus Hoogen. 431 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,566 Haggen. 432 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,439 Haggen. He's gonna-- he's gonna stay with us for a few days, 433 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,309 give us a loan of his mule. 434 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,485 His mule? 435 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,445 What happened to our mule? 436 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,273 What-- what mule was that? 437 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,363 The one Abel was supposed to buy with my money. 438 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,321 Oh, that mule. 439 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,410 See, Av Marie, what-- what happened was I, uh-- 440 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,325 You lost the money. 441 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,285 Well, missy, I-- I can tell you what happened there. 442 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,765 See, your brother, he run into a slipper. 443 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,507 The yahoo there in town and just got shucked 444 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,074 clean out of that money. 445 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:36,033 Well, you lost all the money, huh? 446 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,905 Well, I see there was enough left 447 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,080 so y'all can get liquored up. 448 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,212 Oh, well, uh, that there's the deputy. 449 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:46,566 Why you, I don't know how you got tangled up with them two. 450 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,567 But you take my advice. 451 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,003 Turn around home. 452 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,135 Well, missy, there ain't nothin' 453 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,400 I'd rather do but, see, I kind of feel like I 454 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,837 owe Abel here somethin', seeing I'm the one 455 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,969 that shot him in the leg. 456 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,841 Shot him in the-- [inaudible], did 457 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:01,972 you go get yourself shot too? 458 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:08,892 Well, that-- that does. 459 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:10,938 Well, get-- get yourself over to the house. 460 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:14,724 Easy. 461 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:21,992 [sighs] 462 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,734 You don't look like the sort, shoot 463 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,954 a man out of meanness, Deputy. 464 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,130 Oh no, ma'am, if-- 465 00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:31,741 Surely do appreciate your bringing my brother back. 466 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:32,916 Yes'm. You're welcome. 467 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,881 Dibble, what do you think you're doin'? 468 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,971 You might just help the deputy unhitch now. 469 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:47,322 No, Av Marie, me and the deputy got it all talked out. 470 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,107 See, come daybreak, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna bite into that 471 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,762 plow like it is salt crackers. 472 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:58,202 I just gotta get me some rest, gotta get my strength up. 473 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,291 I got a lot of hard farmin' facin' me come daybreak. 474 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,124 Come up into the house after you finish, Deputy, 475 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,388 and I'll scare you up some supper. 476 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,521 Obliged, ma'am. 477 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,219 Giddy-up, Ruth. 478 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,047 [sighs] 479 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,837 [hoot-ing sounds] 480 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,320 MAN: Lailee! 481 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:30,104 Lailee! 482 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,476 Howdy, Abel. 483 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,000 Howdy. 484 00:23:57,044 --> 00:24:00,439 Well, I thought you'd be at home where you belonged. 485 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:04,660 Or maybe rided up toward sweet little Callie Dorn's house. 486 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:06,401 I come by to see Abel. 487 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,490 Ohh. 488 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,536 I guess I can come by to see Abel if I want to. 489 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,364 Wlel, you two just go right ahead and visit then. 490 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,365 [smirks] 491 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:22,504 Well, how you doin', Abel? 492 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,680 Tolerable. 493 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,029 Uh, who's that feller out there? 494 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,031 Just a deputy feller. 495 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,163 Huh. 496 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,687 Deputy, huh? 497 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:32,558 What for? 498 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,603 What for what? 499 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,171 What's he hanging around here for? 500 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,695 Pa's takin' loan of his mule. 501 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,871 Oh. 502 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:48,487 I think he's been real sweet, helpin' us out the way he is. 503 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:52,012 I'm goin' to have to try to make him feel right at home. 504 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:54,841 Maybe take him up to the waterfall. 505 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,321 Well, I better not catch you up by the waterfall. 506 00:24:57,365 --> 00:25:00,847 You wasn't hardly invited to come along now, was ya? 507 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:05,329 Uh, missy, if you'll show me where I'm gonna 508 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,635 be beddin' down, I'll-- 509 00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:11,684 Well, right in side with the family, Deputy. 510 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:17,298 Oh, by the way, uh, this here's, uh, Toby Hogue. 511 00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,692 His daddy owns the land. 512 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:22,042 He's the one's trying to move us off. 513 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,522 Howdy, Toby. 514 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:27,351 Inside just like the family. 515 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:29,397 Well, you better be careful, Av Marie. 516 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,920 That's all. 517 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,095 You just better be careful! 518 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,406 He ain't too sociable a feller, is he? 519 00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,887 I don't know what's gotten into him. 520 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,543 I want you to come in and meet my sister. 521 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,631 Lailee! 522 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,457 Lailee! 523 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,811 Well, Deputy, you come right over here 524 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,377 and set yourself down. 525 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,988 Make yourself right at home. 526 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:57,773 Much obliged, ma'am. 527 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,079 I'll get you a nice hot cup of coffee. 528 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,526 Well, where have you been? 529 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,137 Oh, just out for a walk. 530 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,095 Who's he? 531 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:18,359 Ah, this here's Deputy, uh-- 532 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:19,621 Festus Haggen, ma'am. 533 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,580 Festus, this is my little sister Lailee. 534 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:22,885 Howdy. 535 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,540 Please to make your acquaintance, Lailee. 536 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,021 Pa's gonna borrow his mule to do the plantin'. 537 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,718 Well, I'll believe that when I see it. 538 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:32,591 Excuse me. 539 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:36,507 Don't feel like she's got too much faith in you pa. 540 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:40,511 Well, you just have a nice hot cup of coffee 541 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:43,950 and don't worry 'bout nothin' till dinner's ready. 542 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:46,300 Get a good night's sleep. 543 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,823 I'm feelin' you're gonna be needing it. 544 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,185 DIBBLE: It's a sandy loam. 545 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,971 She's softer than mush. 546 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,888 Why, we ought to be done with this in three days, tops. 547 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:11,368 I'll tell you, Deputy, there's no man 548 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:14,589 is more grateful than for the favor you're doing us. 549 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,461 It's this back of mine, you see, it's, uh, 550 00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:20,595 well I'll tell ya, it's-- just sometimes it 551 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,119 goes out for no reason at all. 552 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,731 It happened two springs ago, right around planting time. 553 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:30,170 See, the one thing I live in dread of it's sufferin'. 554 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,955 See, I'm a man that's been marred by misfortune and-- 555 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:37,090 You, you just keep up that yappin' of yourn, 556 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:40,049 and I'm gonna show you what actual misfortune is. 557 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,703 And I'm just liable to straighten out 558 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,358 that back of yourn the boot. 559 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:48,188 Shiftless old knucklehead. 560 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:51,017 Next time somebody won't steal a mule of mine. 561 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:54,281 I'm just gonna draw back and let him go ahead on steely. 562 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,675 I'll swear I am. 563 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,460 Get up, Ruth. 564 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,244 Well, now, there ain't no reason to turn sour about it. 565 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,950 Looked like a nice fella first off. 566 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:13,343 Now I gotten all grumpy and snappin' at everybody. 567 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:35,888 [clears throat] 568 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:40,022 I don't suppose you come out to help chop a while. 569 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,198 Choppin's a young man's, Tobias. 570 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,940 Be grateful you've work to keep your hands 571 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,028 busy and a roof over your head. 572 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,077 Clyde Oaks just dropped by. 573 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,600 Told me there's a stranger plowin' 574 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:55,124 my grounds for the Dibble Pugh. 575 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,517 So? 576 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,998 Well, only a terrible, misguided man would 577 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,696 take on Dibble Pugh's burden. 578 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,176 Or a mighty dumb one. 579 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:07,354 You and me are going out there and enlighten him. 580 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:10,139 Now can't you spread the word yourself since I 581 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,575 got to finish with this? 582 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:12,794 Come along, Tobias. 583 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,622 I want you by my side. 584 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:18,408 And you are my son and my good right hand, my boy. 585 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:22,761 And your left and your back and both legs. 586 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,719 Respect thy parent, Tobias. 587 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:30,638 Whoa, whoa! 588 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,205 Whew. 589 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:34,511 Get yourself some wind. 590 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,688 [sighs] Whew. 591 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:38,298 LINDER HOGUE: You there! 592 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:44,695 Don't you there me. 593 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,219 What do you want? 594 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,264 Why are you doing Dibble Pugh's work for him? 595 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,179 He can't be paying you anything. 596 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:53,574 Now, I reckon that there's my business. 597 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:57,360 You must be that Hogue feller that girl told me about. 598 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:58,622 That's right. 599 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,581 And this here is my land you're a-working. 600 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:04,106 Pugh's just been squattin' on it goin' on three years now. 601 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,369 Well, right there's betwixt you and him. 602 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:07,240 Now get out of the way. 603 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,284 I've got plowin' to do. 604 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:09,938 TOBY: What my pa's saying is it'd 605 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,375 make us real happy if you turn around 606 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,856 and get back where you came from. 607 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:18,120 Just let me tell you Hogues somethin'. 608 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:19,861 Ain't nothing that'd make me any gladder 609 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:24,300 than to do just that, just quick as I get here field turned. 610 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,389 I ain't a prancin' up and down here behind this here 611 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,869 mule for the fun of it. 612 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:29,436 It ain't right, mister. 613 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:32,569 It ain't right under heaven that a man be given a crop 614 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,528 without he invest his toil! 615 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:37,009 Such a bad example for neighbors. 616 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:38,401 Don't appear to me like you give 617 00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,403 much of a hoot about your neighbors 618 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,666 or what they think neither. -Ha! 619 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:45,800 That show the truth, you [inaudible]. 620 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,106 Heaven forgive her! 621 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,282 What are you doin' Av Marie? 622 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:52,589 Just bringin' Festus some cool well water. 623 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:56,419 Gotta keep him company while he drinks it. 624 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:58,944 I drew it up for you myself. 625 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,467 [gasps] 626 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:02,773 Much obliged. 627 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:04,906 It's mighty thoughty of you, missy. 628 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,822 Well, why don't you and me go find some shade. 629 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:08,736 What? 630 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,085 Tobias. 631 00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:13,741 You just ignore her. 632 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,003 I've been busy all morning baking 633 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,918 you a surprise for your supper. 634 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,094 You have? 635 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:21,357 Chokecherry pie. 636 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,620 FESTUS: Chokecherry pie? 637 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:24,708 Why ain't eat me-- LINDER HOGUE: Deputy! 638 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:25,840 --no chokecherry-- 639 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,190 Are you gonnna do as I ask? 640 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:31,106 Festus is gonna do just as he pleases. 641 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,369 And you can go hang Linder Hogue. 642 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,893 You take that there Toby home too. 643 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:39,898 Festus, why don't you tell me what it's 644 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,812 like livin' in the big city. 645 00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:43,640 [brooding] 646 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,034 Pa-- 647 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:46,861 Oh, hush up, Tobias. 648 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,737 FESTUS: I'll swear, I never have saw 649 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,784 nobody eat so blame fast and run off like your pa 650 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,699 and brother done there. 651 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,397 Oh, there's times he can move fast, all right. 652 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:02,355 [chuckles] 653 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:07,795 Lassy, that there is as good a choke cherry pie as I've 654 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:10,276 ever laid to a tooth to. 655 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,148 [inaudible] worth all that plowin'. 656 00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:15,542 LAILEE: I've never seen anyone eat a whole choke cherry pie 657 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:16,891 by his self. 658 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,067 I'll bet you come down with a belly ache. 659 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:22,157 Lailee, don't you have chores need doing? 660 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:25,944 Well it seems to me you want to be alone with him. 661 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,989 You better watch out, Festus. 662 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:31,166 She just got rid of beau. 663 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,603 She's looking. 664 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,649 Lailee, I told you get yourself in the other room! 665 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:43,135 How long you been herdin' this bunch, missy? 666 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:46,703 Can't you call me Av Marie like everybody else? 667 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:47,487 Av Marie. 668 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:56,104 More than two years since our mama died. 669 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,410 I'm about done now. 670 00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:59,281 Lailee's old enough to take care of herself. 671 00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,457 And I'm not about to end up no old mail. 672 00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:05,896 D'ya say you was married, Festus? 673 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:11,076 I didn't say. 674 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,556 What are you gettin' at, Av Marie? 675 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,037 I was just asking whether or not you was married. 676 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:18,779 Well, no, I ain't. 677 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:20,737 Oh. 678 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:23,827 That's too bad. 679 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,960 No, it ain't too bad neither. 680 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,789 That there's just the way it's gonna stay too. 681 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:32,445 Let me tell you what the truth of this whole thing is. 682 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:36,623 I'm old enough to be your pa, don't you know that? 683 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:39,408 Here you are trying to use me for bait 684 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:43,238 to get your hook into that Toby Hog or Hogue 685 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,066 or whatever is name is. 686 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,459 Ain't that right? 687 00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:50,550 Give him back some of his own is what I say. 688 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:54,597 Well that there ain't no way to go about it. 689 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:58,384 Trompin' over other folks to have your own way. 690 00:33:58,427 --> 00:34:02,518 Anybody who do a thing like that ain't much of a person. 691 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,868 That's all I got to say. 692 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:08,611 Well, you don't know nothin' about it. 693 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,309 I hope you do get a belly ache! 694 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:20,232 I just now took a ride down by Dibble's. 695 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,974 Feller's still there, turning ground. 696 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:28,109 I'd say that deputy is not a man who is heedful of the Lord's 697 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,851 will, even when it's pointed out to him, 698 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,288 clear as I could make it. 699 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,898 Well, I can't say for rightly sure, 700 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:37,336 but from my point of vantage, kind of looked like he was, 701 00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:41,427 uh, sweet talkin' Av Marie. 702 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,777 Wouldn't surprise me none if they were closer 703 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:47,389 than the bark of a tree by now. 704 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:52,394 Probably sittin' in the shade, kissin' like fools. 705 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,484 You feel wrath risin' up in you with a great and righteous 706 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,705 storm? 707 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:01,099 I feel like bustin' a certain somebody in the teeth. 708 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,840 That's the same thing. 709 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:04,624 His will be done. 710 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,763 Whoa! 711 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:14,286 TOBY: Deputy. 712 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:18,507 Over here! 713 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:24,122 Who's that? 714 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,701 How's that pie sit in your belly now? 715 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:42,270 [hoot-ing] 716 00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:45,578 What in the tarnation is that hooting? 717 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:49,016 A young feller comin' along, courtin' Lailee. 718 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,148 He's off in them trees yonder. 719 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,283 There's a queer way to go about it, is all I can say. 720 00:36:00,723 --> 00:36:04,118 Don't you boys work too hard. 721 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,338 [giggling] 722 00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:08,905 Honestly, I didn't know. 723 00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:09,689 Aw. 724 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:15,173 Lailee! 725 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:21,353 Hargis, wait! 726 00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:23,616 Hargis Sills, you come back here! 727 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,226 It's only my sister. 728 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,836 Who was that? 729 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,275 You don't mind me asking. 730 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,407 That's my beau. 731 00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:34,583 What're you hiding him for? [inaudible]? 732 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,019 I wasn't hidin' him. 733 00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,369 AV MARIE: Oh no, not much. 734 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:40,067 What's that you got all over your eyes? 735 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,764 Just a little lamp black. 736 00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,549 And I'm not hiding him. 737 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,028 I've been wondering where you've been sneaking 738 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:47,030 off to in the afternoons. 739 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,424 Oh, Av Marie, havin' a name like Pugh's 740 00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:51,687 hard enough to overcome. 741 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:54,168 I just didn't want him to meet Pa till I had him good. 742 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:59,042 Well, I can't blame you for that, honey. 743 00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,871 Now, now you go home and start the harmony soakin'. 744 00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:09,357 He ain't never coming back neither. 745 00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:10,967 Don't worry. 746 00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:11,620 He'll be back. 747 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:22,849 Deputy! 748 00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:25,634 [groaning] 749 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,289 Ooh. 750 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,421 What happened? 751 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:31,858 Ugh, ho. 752 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:35,862 Somebody clobbered me on the head. 753 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:40,258 Sounded awful lot like that Toby Hogue. 754 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,302 Looks like it worked though. 755 00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,216 Heh. 756 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,913 He's jealous all right. 757 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:48,396 If that's what you's aimin' for, it blame sure worked. 758 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,139 I'm gonna get myself over to that Hogue's place, 759 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:55,403 and I'm gonna learn that young feller a hard lesson. 760 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,449 You ain't in no condition to do nothing like that. 761 00:37:57,492 --> 00:37:59,494 I'll go get Toby, and I'll bring him back, 762 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,322 and I'll make him apologize to you. 763 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,454 Apologize? 764 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:04,456 My foot! 765 00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:06,458 That ain't gonna help my head none. 766 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:16,729 How do you like it, Toby Hogue, gettin' took from behind? 767 00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:19,384 Av Marie, what'd you go and do that for? 768 00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:23,170 'Cause you had it comin', crackin that deputy's skull. 769 00:38:23,213 --> 00:38:24,998 Oh, I didn't hurt him much. 770 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,783 I figured he needed some learnin'. 771 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,874 Well, you better learn to stay off our place. 772 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,441 'Cause I don't want nothing more to do 773 00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:35,008 with the trashy likes of you. 774 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,793 It's still that deputy, ain't it? 775 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,535 Well, I'm goin' over there and finish the job. 776 00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:42,842 You lay one hand on him, and I never will say another word 777 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:43,930 to you, and I'll mean it! 778 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,235 Ah, you already said you didn't want 779 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,760 to have no more to do with me. 780 00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:49,675 Well, I didn't mean it. 781 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:53,113 Anyway, I seen you playing up to him. 782 00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:58,597 I was just doing it to make you jealous, you fool. 783 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,512 Don't you understand nothin'? 784 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:16,789 I bet we got time for a little walk up to the waterfall 785 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,879 after you go over and apologize to the deputy for hittin' him. 786 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,881 Apologize? 787 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,796 [sighs] 788 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,365 Well. 789 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,593 Get up, get up, Ruth. 790 00:39:38,637 --> 00:39:39,507 Whoa! 791 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:42,597 Whoa. 792 00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:47,515 Wow, there you are with your bald face hanging out. 793 00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:48,647 Just step up here. 794 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:50,475 I'm gonna knock knots on your head 795 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,302 faster than you can rub 'em. 796 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:55,784 Now-- now, I don't know what your plans are, Deputy, 797 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:58,613 but I've just been up to the house and gave Dibble 798 00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:01,486 Pugh $20 to claim Av Marie. 799 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,966 Well, you'll excuse me if I don't throw 800 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:07,143 no [inaudible] for you, you back quackin' clod hoppin'-- 801 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,145 Now, now. 802 00:40:09,189 --> 00:40:14,107 Now, Av Marie sent me up here to apologize to you for wompin' 803 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,413 you with that stick. 804 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,719 You're blame sorry don't help my head a bit. 805 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:22,289 Well-- what do you want then? 806 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,769 I ain't gonna crawl over it. 807 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:27,860 I outta knock you flatterer than a wet tow sack. 808 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:30,210 But I'll tell you what I'll do. 809 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:33,953 I have just about a half day's plowin' left to do here. 810 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:36,129 And if you're as sorry as you claim you're bein'-- 811 00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,913 What? 812 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:39,872 Work Dibble's ground for him? 813 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,613 That's just what I figured, all talk. 814 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:42,483 Ohh-- 815 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,006 Well, you had your chance. 816 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:45,443 Darn! 817 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,227 I probably should've let you have her, Deputy. 818 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,489 Get up there! 819 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,882 I never thought I'd see the day I'd be 820 00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:52,493 pushin' a plow for Dibble Pugh. 821 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,496 I wish girls weren't so darn interesting. 822 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,107 You keep them furs straight now, you hear me? 823 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:14,254 17, 18, 19, 20. 824 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,516 Yeah. 825 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,171 Dibble, if you got a lick of sense, 826 00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:20,913 you'll take some of that money and fix this place up some. 827 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,524 Well, that ain't the half of it, Av Marie. 828 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:28,268 This here money's gonna put this family back on its feet. 829 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:32,228 Now you've been a comfort to me since your ma passed on. 830 00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:35,188 That's gonna be a terrible burden when Toby takes you on. 831 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:37,016 Terrible burden on me. 832 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,321 Well, I figure you'll bear up. 833 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:43,675 Gonna miss this old place though. 834 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:48,506 Don't know why. 835 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,468 Even you, Dibble. 836 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,264 You hear that, Abel? 837 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:10,397 You hear what she said? 838 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,053 That's a-- that's a really sweet thing for Av Marie to say. 839 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:15,576 Real sweet. 840 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,273 Yep. 841 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:20,712 I never figured nobody'd give me $20 for her. 842 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:24,542 You figure maybe I outten to ask $25? 843 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:28,720 $20 is good money, pa. 844 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,897 This money's gonna make all the difference in the world, Abel. 845 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,942 Yessir. 846 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:37,163 Ain't gonna be no more croppin' for us Pughs. 847 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:40,601 Gonna get us our own place, bottom land, 848 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:42,429 right down by the river. 849 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:45,258 I might even get us a buggie. 850 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,738 Outta have a buggie. 851 00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,391 It's only fit for a man of position in the community. 852 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,792 I'm delighted to see you haven't lost your touch, young man. 853 00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:05,495 Uh, young man, I am aware I did you something 854 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:07,323 of a service a few days ago. 855 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:13,329 And my conscience has not ceased tormenting me since. 856 00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:16,855 So having recouped my fortunes through various transactions 857 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:20,380 in the next towns, I vow to come in search of you 858 00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:22,295 and make things right. 859 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:27,169 And furthermore, I am here to propose that you 860 00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:29,694 and I establish a partnership. 861 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:32,740 I happen to be in a unique position 862 00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:37,005 to acquire the rights to a remarkable potion, 863 00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:41,923 a purge of heretofore unequaled velocity. 864 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:43,882 What's that got to do with me, though? 865 00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:47,886 In your music, my boy, you have the power 866 00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:49,975 to attract multitudes. 867 00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:55,067 In my tongue, I have the power to part them from their money. 868 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:59,767 Together, we will become a legend. 869 00:43:59,811 --> 00:44:03,641 And all you have to do is play. 870 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,165 You mean, I get paid for just playing my music? 871 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:08,558 Handsomely. 872 00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:11,910 And I'll even get you a new guitar to replace that one. 873 00:44:11,953 --> 00:44:12,911 Woowee! 874 00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,260 Shh, shh, shh. 875 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:15,522 A new guitar? 876 00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:16,915 Yessir. 877 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:19,395 There is one lead, however. 878 00:44:19,439 --> 00:44:21,963 A supply of this remarkable medicine 879 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:25,010 is going to cost the partnership $30. 880 00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:28,187 Now having returned your $11 to you 881 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:31,843 leaves me quite bereft of funds. 882 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,148 Trying to tell me you're broke again? 883 00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:33,671 Precisely. 884 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,414 ABEL: I know where there's another $20. 885 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:54,779 [SINGING] I gave my love a-- 886 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,476 We're not selling tombstones, boy. 887 00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,043 Happy, happy. 888 00:44:58,086 --> 00:44:59,348 Hey, yessir! 889 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:03,744 [SINGING] Bum, bum, bum, bah, rah, ba, da, da. 890 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:08,183 Bum, dum, dum, dum, rah, da, da, da. 891 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:11,404 What's going on here? 892 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:15,930 What's Toby doin' out in that field? 893 00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:17,758 Appears to me like he's plowin'. 894 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:20,326 Ain't gonna be for long though. 895 00:45:20,369 --> 00:45:22,589 [inaudible] there got her done. 896 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:25,331 I just don't understand. 897 00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:27,550 World's gettin' too confusing. 898 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,422 You know somethin', Hogue? 899 00:45:29,465 --> 00:45:32,555 The things you don't understand feel a good sized 900 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,427 born and then some. 901 00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:39,127 You might not even get a chance to see your own grandchildren. 902 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:42,696 They probably won't never even come to visit you. 903 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,784 I dang sure I wouldn't. 904 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:49,659 They sure do make a looksome couple, don't they? 905 00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:55,274 Festus? 906 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:56,841 Yes'm? 907 00:45:56,884 --> 00:46:00,322 I want to thank you for puttin' up with us. 908 00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:04,457 Well, reckon everything worked out tolerable well. 909 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,504 [chuckles] When are you and Toby fixin' to leave for California? 910 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:09,375 Next week. 911 00:46:09,418 --> 00:46:10,637 FESTUS: You are? 912 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,640 Old Linder gave us $50 for the trip. 913 00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:15,642 Do tell. AV MARIE: He did. 914 00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:16,774 You could've knocked me over. 915 00:46:16,817 --> 00:46:17,775 [chuckles] 916 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:18,688 Lean over here. 917 00:46:24,259 --> 00:46:28,350 --[chuckles] You better not let old Toby catch you doin' that. 918 00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:30,570 [chuckles] I couldn't stand another 919 00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:32,702 clobberin' on the noggin'. 920 00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:37,055 [chuckles] Get up, Ruth. 921 00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:39,057 Get up. 922 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:39,840 Get up. 923 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,237 Hey, Hogen! 924 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,847 Whoa. 925 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:55,116 Haggen. Pugh, I wished I could say it's been pleasuresome. 926 00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:00,774 Oh, it's been a misery, first the back and Abel runnin' 927 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,428 off with all my money. 928 00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:06,084 It's money I was countin' on to get me back on my feet. 929 00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:09,000 Been one misfortune after another. 930 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:11,132 I tell you what, Deputy. 931 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,134 Why don't you come on back up this way next week? 932 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,135 Sit a spell. 933 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:15,702 I'll be doing the seedin'. 934 00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:17,443 Why, shoot, you could just sit in the shade and drink 935 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:18,357 lemonade. 936 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,924 You talk like my foot's asleep. 937 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:28,236 Well, what's wrong, honey? 938 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,152 You gettin' married and goin' away? 939 00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:34,895 I ain't seen Hargis since you scared him off the other day. 940 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:39,552 What am I gonna do here, stuck with pa with a name like Pugh? 941 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:41,902 HARGIS: Lailee! 942 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:42,903 Lailee! 943 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:45,253 You come out here. 944 00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,037 Hargis? 945 00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:54,045 Lailee, I'm a-tired of sneaking around out in the woods 946 00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:56,003 out there, and I come to face your daddy man-to-man 947 00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,396 and that's all there is to it. 948 00:47:57,439 --> 00:47:58,179 Oh, Hargis. 949 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,062 That's some strumpin' lookin' fine boy. 950 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:18,547 Well, you're doing the manful thing, boy. 951 00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:21,594 I'm Lailee's daddy. 952 00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:23,335 Dibble's the name. 953 00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,814 Yessir. 954 00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:27,556 That's a-- that's a fine lookin' mule you got there. 955 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,256 Well, you know a man got a mule like that, he's got prospects. 956 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,911 I tell you somethin' else. 957 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:36,217 You know I've done a lot of hard farmin' lately. 958 00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:37,784 It'd be worst than the one you got there. 959 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:42,963 Oh, I'm a terrible [inaudible] once I set my hand to it. 960 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:43,964 You like lemonade? 961 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:44,965 Yessir. 962 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:46,053 Lookee here, sir. 963 00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:49,535 We had this mule once [inaudible]. 964 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:50,188 Get the man some lemonade. 965 00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:59,240 [theme music] 966 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:01,764 NARRATOR: Stay tuned for exciting scones 967 00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:06,595 from our next "Gunsmoke." 968 00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:11,078 [theme music]